Q: How do we know that cars are in the New Testament?
A: Because Jesus was a car painter!

Q: Where do you find rain gear in the Bible?
A: On the book of Goloshes. (Colossians).

Q: How do you study the Bible?
A: You Luke into it.

Q: How do we know that Jesus raised cattle?
A: Because he had a pair 'o' bulls (Parables).

Q: How do we know that Jesus raised vegetables?
A: Because he said. "Peas be upon you." (Peace be upon you).

Q: How do we know that Jesus used fertilizer?
A: Because he said, "Lettuce spray." (Let us pray).

Q: How do we know that Jesus made coffee?
A: It says so in the book of He Brews. (Hebrews).

Q: Who were the three shortest men in the Bible?
A: Bildad the shoe-height, Knee-high Miah, and the man who fell asleep On His Watch.

Q: Where did the murderer hide his weapon in the Bible?
A: In the Book of Axe. (Acts).

Q: How do you know when Enoch is at the door?
A: 'E knocks.

Q: What's the first Supreme Court case in the Bible?
A: Joshua Judges Ruth. (Joshua, Judges, Ruth).